What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

A View to a Kill